on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I AM VODKA MAN
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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