I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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