Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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