Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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