Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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