matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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