i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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