i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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