I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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