I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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