I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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