im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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