Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
