they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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