I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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