This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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