I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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