i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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