How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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