Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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