i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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