party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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