Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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