how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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