Me too!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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