Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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