do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
His nipple licking is glorious
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