Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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