butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You are a genius and a whore.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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