I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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