Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I currently don't understand fingers.
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