Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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