ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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