How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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