North Korea, Best Korea!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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