I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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