yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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