he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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