you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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