My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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