i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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