I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
tell me about the eggs
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