dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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