Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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