belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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