How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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