If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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