i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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