she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's like a pop up book from hell.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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