all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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