Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize