Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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