Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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