There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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