I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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