i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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