we're blogging at a bar
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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